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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Schneidermayer joins the LockoUK

Schneidermayer (noun) – a term used to refer to defenseman Mathieu Schneider in a situation where he is signed to replace the minutes of retirement-muller Scott Niedermayer.

LockoUK (noun) – a collective scheme by players to utilize whatever means necessary (surgery, injury, or possible retirement) to avoid taking intercontinental flights for regular season games in London.

I’ve been under the weather the past couple of days, but fortunately, there hasn’t been a terrible amount of Ducks news to report. Anaheim is 2-1-1 through four games this preseason, but hasn’t played a full-lineup game to really evaluate.

It’s not all meaningless news this preseason, though. Mathieu Schneider, playing in his first game in a Ducks jersey last week, fractured his ankle and will miss four weeks recovering. It’s not a huge setback, as most of that recovery time will happen before the season starts, but it does add another name to the list of Ducks stars skipping out on England.

Now I was going to write a piece about how I don't care that much about this “LockoUK” phenomenon, but my roommate has chastised me for my lackadaisical attitude towards the season openers in London. “You’re always so negative. Why not draw some cartoons celebrating NHL hockey's trip to England?”

So, without any further ado, here’s two cartoons—one from my roommate and one from me—meant to put a somewhat positive spin on the Ducks visiting London. Enjoy!



5 comments:

Magses said...

Oops, I thought it was Handzus

*gigglesnort*

Nice.

mcfed said...

Ok, both are hilarious, but who did the Handzus one? That one left me crying. Buddy Bs was that you?

Earl Sleek said...

Buddy Bs was that you?

Sorry McFed. Turns out Handzus was me and Buddy did the dungeon picture. It's still a feeling-out process for Buddy; we'll see if we can't pry more out of the guy in the future.

mcfed said...

Yes, I'm sure Buddy Bs has a wealth of blogging talent that needs to be shared with the blogging world.

MetroGnome said...

Are you insulting Handzus? Or the Queen?